One of our assignments was this:
"Let's study more on the balance-of-payment problems of the U.S.. How? Better use internet. Open the HP of the U.S. government (.....). Question. Consider what is the implication of teh content of the HP above. What will happen if unusual situation took place on a certain day? Write your solution to reduce such risk, in 200 words."
Could he be any more vague? I couldn't find anyone who knew what he wanted, so I just made things up. I've heard that the teachers give good grades to anything written with big words that sounds fancy... So this is what I turned in:
"To reduce risk of an unusual situation on certain day, we must carefully watch the balance of payments through managing our competitiveness in the market by continuously strengthening our activities. We should be omniscient of the current account, financial account, and capital account, while mitigating fiduciary risk in a ubiquitously available environment. Exportation and importation are obviously necessary, although madricrulous corpolitus (borrowed from Greek etymology) may occur when countries import more than they export, which can have implications for the corpratocracy. As you can imagine, there are multiple interrogations of such concept, and it is important to study with severity such issues. The fecundity of such institutions is present and observable by spectoral images and telepathy. "Yes, I did make up some words. And yes, it makes absolutely no sense. But it sounds fancy.
^^ The sad part is I think I will get away with it!!!